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Masonic News & Views -- Ya'll come back
January 09, 2011
Greetings Brother,

The Universe is kind of like a frat-buddy who is always there to cheer you up or turn a minor indiscretion into serious trouble. Some days you need your frat-buddy.

Even life at the CowChows has its ups and downs. And, I'll admit I was feeling a little down today. There was no reason for it or cause of it so far as I could tell. It was just one of those blue winter days that makes you want to curl up under a blanket and wait for tomorrow, which is pretty much what I had done all morning and into the afternoon.

Finally, I decided to try and be of some earthly use today, and I pulled myself up and into the shower hoping that a long hot shower might bring me back to life. I was toweling off, and trying to convince myself that I did feel better, when I realized the clothes I was planning to wear were in the laundry room, on the other side of the house. I could've easily slipped into some other clothes, but those are my comfortable ones; they feel good, and they'd be perfect for a day like this.

I guess I could've wrapped something around me, but it just seemed like too much trouble. And besides, it only takes about four seconds to go from the bedroom to the laundry room. Sure the whole back side of the house is a series of uncovered windows, but it's just dense forest out that way. So I stepped through the bedroom door and, after receiving an appreciative whistle from the Lady BG, headed across the open living space toward the laundry room. And, that's when my frat-buddy the Universe decided to cheer me up.

I was about halfway across the space when the back doorbell began to chime. I froze like a deer caught in headlights, and there standing on the back porch of the CowChows were two of Jehovah's Witnesses finest. They hadn't seen me yet. I could've probably made a hasty retreat to the bedroom and they wouldn't have seen me at all. That's probably what I should have done.

Instead, and I don't know why, I strolled over to the door and swung it wide open and cried, "Hallelujah! My prayers have been answered! Come on in!"

I was momentarily blinded when they threw a handful of pamphlets in my direction. Then there was a scuffle as they tripped over each other getting off the porch. As they were racing across the yard to their car I called out, "Ya'll come back now. Ya hear!"

I don't think they will, though.

Fraternally yours,

Tim Couch


Now, on with the news........................

Monday, January 10, 2011: Branson Lodge No. 587 will meet in Special Communication for work in the 3rd Degree of Freemasonry. Brothers Harold Lamb and Jerry Jones, both Fellow Crafts, will be presented for the sublime degree of Master Mason. Lodge will be duly Opened at 6:00 PM.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011: Billings Lodge No. 379 will receive one duly elected candidate for the degree of Entered Apprentice in conjunction with their Stated meeting. Dinner at 6:00 and Lodge will be duly Opened at 7:00 PM.

Saturday, January 15, 2011: RWB Randy Jones, Grand Lecturer of the Grand Lodge of Missouri, will conduct a school of ritual instruction hosted by Fellowship Lodge No. 345 in Joplin, MO. The school will take place at the Scottish Rite Cathedral, 505 South Byers Avenue in Joplin, and will begin at 9:00 AM.

Saturday, February 19, 2011: Washington's Birthday Celebration - Webb City Lodge No. 512, Mineral Lodge No. 471, Criterion Lodge No. 586 and Southwest Heritage Lodge No. 681 cordially invite you to the 96th Annual Celebration of Brother George Washington's Birthday. Breakfast will be served from 8:00 to 10:30 for $5, and Lodge will be duly Opened at 12:30 PM.

  • The EA Degree will be performed by the Pittsburgh Lodge No. 187 Kansas Degree Team.
  • The FC Degree will be performed by the Grove Lodge No. 187 Oklahoma Degree Team.
  • The MM Degree will be performed by the Bentonville Lodge No. 56 Arkansas Degree Team.

For more information contact:
RWB John Kuehn ph# 417-623-8399 email: kuehn.john@yahoo.com
Secretary Gene Bass ph# 417-673-2291 email: gbass7@cableone.net

There's always lots of Masonry going on in Missouri. See the links below to keep up with the latest or to submit information for your upcoming meeting.

For more news of upcoming events and special communications visit the Upcoming Masonic Events page on Masonsmart.com

For a calendar of Stated meetings for many of the Lodges and Masonic bodies visit the Masonic Calendar page on Masonsmart.com

For help locating a lodge building visit the Missouri Masonic Lodge Map page on Masonsmart.com

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